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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Limerick of the Day

The Young Man Of Nantucket
By Heney Keur, Ph.D., Ed.D., M.O.U.S.E.

There was a young man of Nantucket,
Who worked moving freight in a bucket.
‘Till one day it all
Got too heavy to haul,
So he quit and decided to truck it.

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