Friday, September 05, 2003
Guest Reply Editorial - Re: Heney Keur's "Roadmap To Piece."
I always try to read my "copy" of the NUNICA report at NOON. I especially like keeping up with Heney! Oh, I mean Dr. Keur. Do you think he will eventually find the best pie in PA (Dutch country)? It's only a theory, but pie are square and Pennsylvania is more square than California, which seems to be more elongated.
Jeff
Thanks for your insight, Jeff. We do see what you mean. It makes perfect sense that Dutch apple pie would be found in Pennsylvania Dutch country. And, of course, everyone knows that pie are indeed square, as is Pennsylvania (no reflection upon the residents, of course). We will pass along your comments to Heney, but we don’t think he will take too kindly to the suggestion that he might perhaps be looking in the wrong place for the piece of pie. After all, he spent a lot in gas to get out to California (especially with the current highway robbery prices). Also, he put a lot of effort into earning his “M.O.U.S.E.” degree -- at least 3 correspondence lessons spread over 4 years. The M.O.U.S.E. degree is supposed to guarantee that the conferee of said degree will “never in the course of human activity be found to be in error” -- it says so on the pigskin. In fact, The University of Southern Northern Michigan, at Rock, hired Heney right away once they found out that he had earned his M.O.U.S.E. degree, and from such a prestigious institution as Yell University, Division of Highly Creative Mind-Bending and Much Maligned Melding (Vulcan style). Well, in short, we will pass along your comments to Heney, and then duck and run!
-Ed deToure
(in chief)
Jeff
Thanks for your insight, Jeff. We do see what you mean. It makes perfect sense that Dutch apple pie would be found in Pennsylvania Dutch country. And, of course, everyone knows that pie are indeed square, as is Pennsylvania (no reflection upon the residents, of course). We will pass along your comments to Heney, but we don’t think he will take too kindly to the suggestion that he might perhaps be looking in the wrong place for the piece of pie. After all, he spent a lot in gas to get out to California (especially with the current highway robbery prices). Also, he put a lot of effort into earning his “M.O.U.S.E.” degree -- at least 3 correspondence lessons spread over 4 years. The M.O.U.S.E. degree is supposed to guarantee that the conferee of said degree will “never in the course of human activity be found to be in error” -- it says so on the pigskin. In fact, The University of Southern Northern Michigan, at Rock, hired Heney right away once they found out that he had earned his M.O.U.S.E. degree, and from such a prestigious institution as Yell University, Division of Highly Creative Mind-Bending and Much Maligned Melding (Vulcan style). Well, in short, we will pass along your comments to Heney, and then duck and run!
-Ed deToure
(in chief)
