Monday, May 28, 2007
Heney Keur Solves Energy Crisis--
Busts Up Oil Conglomerates--
Makes All Americans Rich!
Dateline Rock, MI -
Dr. Heney Keur, Chair of the Department of Transient Technology and Transportation Studies within the College of Extemporaneous Sundry Interpolations at the University of Southern Northern Michigan, Rock, MI, has again postulated a groundbreaking theory that will solve the energy crisis by rendering oil obsolete, and at the same time provide a massive boost to the global economy. In its simplest form, the theory can be stated thusly:
T / ((P / M) x D) = NT
Where T is the dollar amount required to fill your tank,
P is the price of gas per gallon,
M is the miles per gallon for your vehicle,
D is the round trip distance to and from the pump;
Then NT is the number of trips that you need not take to the gas station before you have a full tank of gas that costs you nothing.
The following will serve as an example of the theory:
Example—$70.00 / (($3.50 / 15) x 6) = 50
In the above example, if it takes $70.00 to fill your gas tank at $3.50 per gallon, and you get 15 miles per gallon, and it is 6 miles round trip from your house to the gas station, then if you can refrain from purchasing a fill-up 50 times, at the end of that time you will have a full tank of gas that costs you nothing, and you will also have saved $3,500.00 in gas expense!
If we all do this, within a very short time there will no longer be any demand for gasoline, and billions and billions of dollars will be able to be taken from the oil industry and left in our pockets to be saved, invested, or plowed back into the economy. Just imagine the economic explosion that would take place if all of this money where suddenly flushed into the economy.
From an investment perspective, a little quick math shows that if a 25-year-old refrained from purchasing $70.00 of gas per week, and invested this entire savings week after week and month after month for 40 years at an average of 8% annual compounded interest, he would be a millionaire by the time he retires at age 65—even if he saved nothing else throughout his lifetime!
What possibilities there are if this theory can be put into use by everyone everywhere. So starting tomorrow, do yourself a great service, and don’t make that trip to the pump.
