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Monday, December 15, 2008

A Public Service Message From The TSA

DECEMBER 15, 2008

NOTICE: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, PERSONS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO BOARD ANY DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL BOUND AIRCRAFT WEARING OR CARRYING ANY SHOES SIZE 10 OR LARGER.

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUCH ARTICLES CAN BE FASHIONED INTO TERRORIST WEAPONS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND UNDERSTANDING.

YOUR FRIENDS AT THE TSA AND HOMELAND SECURITY.
“LOOKING AFTER YOUR BEST INTERESTS AND SECURITY, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO.”

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